The hospital company expects to post a net loss in the range of 17 cents to 20 cents per share for the third quarter.

A new class of stroke drugs was supposed to boost the company's growth prospects but new trial data disappointed.

What an ass. He claimed Michael J. Fox is exaggerating his movements for a political campaign:

“He is exaggerating the effects of the disease,” Limbaugh told listeners. “He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act. . . . This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting.”

If you’re anything like me, your mind flowcharts medicine:

Coffee → ↑ Energy + ↓ Sleep → Goofiness → ↓ Productivity → Wasted Night of Studying

And often, you type this stuff into Microsoft Word. Often you do this a lot. But you don’t like the default arrow when you type —> in Word.

Solution.

1. In Word, go to Insert → Symbol
2. Under Font, choose Symbol.
3. Find the arrow you want (6th row down)
4. Click it, then select Shortcut Key.
5. Press the shortcut key you want (I use Ctrl-Alt Right Arrow Key, for example)
6. Click Apply.
7. Repeat for other arrows you want to use.
8. Click OK. Voila!

A collection of reasons people haven’t been blogging. Me? All of the above.